this is what was said the morning after the wedding with the open bar.
"hey, where's that cat?"
"uh...what cat?"
"the one that shat in my mouth."
"oh...yeah, it crawled into my intestinal tract and died."
01 April 2008
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hey, that was my wedding with the open bar. try being the bride...you can't live up to the "pretty girl" the next day when you've had 3 hours of sleep and talked to entirely too many people.
and i heard you didn't do so well after the reception...poor thing.
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