27 April 2008

luck o' the eastern european

I checked my mail today.

One credit card offer, one medical bill, one issue of National Geographic, and one summons for jury duty.

That's right. At age twenty five, I have been registered to vote for six years, and have now officially been called for jury duty four times.

Four times.

And I still can't get a freaking date.

4 comments:

Erin O'Brien said...

I'd take you on a date.

Anonymous said...

It is high time you take Sarah Silverman's approach and write in that you love chinks. ha!

oh, and I would totally take you on a date, too!

Frank Charlemagne said...

Young Miss Lindsay, shovel bum, dispenser of justice.

You're a freakin' miniseries.

And I would buy you a drink and follow you home to assemble your exercise equipment. Top that, 21st century boys.

Frank Charlemagne said...

I like your hair so much.

I should buy you a beer soon.