11 December 2006

uhm...truth.

i've been neglecting you lately, and i'm sorry. the truth is that i'm very busy, in demand, and highly selective. which means this: it's finals week, heroes has gotten really good, i've learned how to crochet, and i'm officially in a band (a real one this time).

what i had planned was a post of decent length in which i described all the reasons that i'm greatful to be single. and the major one right now is that i'm deciding where i want to go next year and the direction my life is taking, and i don't want to have to take into account anyone's needs but my own. so, that's a plus.

but the real reason for that post was just to share the following things with all of you, which could be considered reasons why it's probably good that i'm single, or could be considered reasons why i should probably find a boyfriend very quickly, before it's too late.

1. three days ago, i woke up early, was lying in bed thinking, and realized something was digging uncomfortably into my thigh. i reached down, thinking it was just a feather from the mattress, which happens quite frequently. was it a feather?

no.

three days ago, i woke up with my retainer stuck to my thigh.

2. i still wear a retainer. far from sexy.

3. this morning at work, i went to the bathroom, and i found cat hair in my undies.

like, a clump of it.

like, if i didn't know better, i'd think the cat was sleeping in the top drawer of my dresser.

but he isn't.

but please, don't let this turn you away from asking me out, because really, it's kind of endearing.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey, will you go out with me? 'cause you know, the soup is STILL that good.
xoxox

Lindsay: said...

i made another pot of it last night.

i am appeasing the masses, one gallon at a time.